Just a diddy I wrote to get in to the BIG LEAGUES.
"If you're in the market for a new computer, why not turn to a brand that has been flaunting its preloading of Microsoft Office software onto the operating system since Windows '95 (*citation needed). This tower, or home computer to the layman, comes jam packed with parts that will have you sending emails and watching Netflix in stunning 720p in a jiffy. Skipping the DVI port entirely, because progress, this home computing device sports a VGA cable (that's the blue one) and an HDMI port that you might have thought was only for your child's video game entertainment system.
If security is a concern, fear not, as this not-a-Mac also comes filled to the brim with a McAfee LiveSafe (R) Free Trial, that will stop you from opening more of those nasty emails from Princes promising you money. If you like music, you're in luck because this 12.7 pound infant comes with two (2) headphone jacks and a buttload of storage - 1 TB HDD at 7200 RPM, which is pretty whatever, and a 128 GB SSD PCIe, which isn't bad! Be sure to install your favorite video poker software on the SSD for faster HpM (hands per minute). No one has used an integrated graphics card for any serious gaming in decades, but if you're looking at this "IdeaCentre," well it's sold out anyway."
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